That rock is so smooth and circular. I can’t not pick it. I’m drawn to it.
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Oh you knob. I forgot about that until your comment.
Here, take this:
It is….precious…to me
Stick. Rock = 1 throw. Stick = many whacks. Stick better.
I’d take the stick, but when my enjoyment of the stick inevitably ends when it falls apart I’d think back to that sweet rock.
Stick. There is a 100% I will lose that stone skipping it on the first body of water I see.
Stickalibur. You are now the one true king of a small wooded area.
sticks are everywhere, that rock tho, you skip that 6 times into a sunset and the genie that lives inside that rock will grant you a wish.
I take the Rock! It’s much more durable than the stick and I bet it is really pleasant to hold. Also I can easily place it on my desk after I come home.
And I like to imagine how long it took for this rock to get his shape.
I imagine it got its shape by doing plenty of push ups, pull ups and drinking lots of juice.
Simplest answer: both. That what you have pockets for
This guy cargo pantses
Why the hell are cargo pants so maligned in even the everyday casual fashion world? They’re fucking awesome.
Girls think we are hoarding the good pockets. They don’t realize it’s actually Big Handbag that got rid of their pocketses
Seriously! I hardly ever carry a handbag because it’s more likely than not that I’ll eventually lose it. Losing my pants is a lot less common, and there’s so much room for stuff! Wallet, keys, phone, knife, dog treats, cool rocks, maybe a snake. The possibilities are endless!
Then use perfect stick and perfect rock to make perfect pump drill for fire
I’m going rock so I can charge my phone.
I’m going rock so I can solve world hunger.
I’m going to uplift rock and give it the ability to think so it can shitpost for me
Can I mate with you please. Kakaw
Soup from a stone?
I wanna say rock like everyone else but that stick just looks so good
The rock, (a) because it’ll last longer and (b) because it’s got a cool wrestler named after it. There ain’t no wrestler called The Stick. I doubt I could smell what The Stick is cooking.
The Stick trained Daredevil.
Read some Stormlight Archive, and know that I am a stick.
I’ll combine them on a workbench to make a stick with stone duct taped to it. With that done, the world is my oyster.
Perfect rock + perfect stick = Royal Scepter
Stick. Rock is just heavy thing you carry and maybe throw once. Stick, you can swing that puppy around all fucking day.
I was going to say definitely the rock, then I saw the stick. Now it’s a toss-up.
Nah man, that rock is straight 🔥
