I will happily eat whoppers until my mouth feels weird
I really like them. My coworkers and family hate them, and mock me for liking them. But I get all of the unwanted Whoppers at Halloween, so it’s worth their contempt.
Playing the long game …niiice
Since I only know of the Burger King Whopper, I’m really confused right now.
They are a candy, malt balls covered in milk chocolate. Malt is one of those divisive flavors. The name is confusing!
Maltesers
Ever bit into a stale one that’s turned chewy? Happened to me once and the thought of eating another Whopper makes me gag
oh absolutely, but i am too much of a fatass to care. they’re still good
Those ones are my favorite
Only once? Those are rookie numbers
Do yourself a favor and try Malteasers. You can often get them at World Market or the ‘international’ aisle at your grocery store.
Noted. I’ll see if I can find them.
Hi-Chew are fucking made with dopamine I swear.
Try Mamba!
They are what Now or Later should have been all along.
They were baby teeth, I didn’t need those fillings anyway
They are good, but they take kinda plasticy
Starburst Jelly beans. Can literally eat that shit by the bagful I swear.
I didn’t even know these were a thing. Now I’m trying to decide if I should avoid them to avoid getting addicted, or if I should go buy a bag!
Palpatine voice Dew it
Candy Corn. Some people insist they taste like wax, and I’m like, “What?!” I will chew those things all day long.
I can eat a bag per year then I decide I’m done
Lewis Black would like a word. https://youtu.be/o4vVGG_FcvY?si=03k6RlNNn7II4tIY
Hmmm maybe Girl Scout Thin Mints
I’m usually more of a savory guy. I’ll fucking eat all the sharp cheddar cheese and salty crackers
Why is every post on here one of the “Security Questions” for my bank?
Oh, wait… I should have made this a post, not a comment?
Red vines, once I open a bag it’s game over, it will 100% be gone that day. The size of the bag does not matter. The only ones that last longer are the multi-pound tubs.
I’m a Twizzlers guy myself. No one in my family gets it.
I rotate back and forth. Sometimes I’m all about Red Vines then a few months later it will be Twizzlers. Right now, I’m on a Twizzlers kick. But who knows next week I could find myself craving Red Vines again. And I have no idea why.
They are too waxy and it overwhelms the flavor.
Give me a pack of Red Vines and a large popcorn with a blueberry ICEE please.
A plastic-in-your-mouth enthusiast I see
I like to use Red Vines as edible straws for mountain dew. The flavors just mesh so well
Chocolate covered raisins. I will singlehandedly demolish half a pound if I don’t watch it
Omg yogurt covered raisins too
Mmmmm, I forgot about those
Hot Tamales. Do you have those in the States?
Yes, they are originally from here.
Hot tamales with popcorn at the movies!
Yes, yes we do.
Now n’ Laters. They’re actually all nows and none laters, I can down 4 boxes easy in one sitting.
They’re also deliciously flavored double sided duct tape interms of how sticky that candy is (Not in reference to its flavor) … But fuck my fillings and teeth imma eat like 10 xD
Those delicious banana ones have pulled a spacer off my tooth when I was in 5th grade. As an adult, they pulled off a crown.
Literally anything from Aldi. Every single sweet they sell there is amazing, stupidly cheap, bafflingly well made.
Outside of that, Easter egg reese’s pieces eggs. They have a way better ratio of peanut butter to candy shell than the little bits.
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Ferrero Rocher and Andes chocolates
Haribo gummy bears
Sour patch kids for me.
I’ve discovered that the temperature affects how good sour patch kids are way more than you’d expect. They’re best soft, in the summer.
I wouldn’t turn down any temperature, but you are SOOOOO right!