Mountain Dew and Honey Mustard?
A miasma of post-Doritos farts, ass sweat, and uncleaned litter box.
The feeling of the spray hitting your skin will be akin to feeling piss aerosols/drops hit your leg when wearing shorts and using one of those urinals that extend to the floor.
Loneliness and shame? With a hint of dorito dust?
Why does the box have Thor on it? Is Thor in League now?
Not just Thor, but Chris Hemsworth as Thor. My immediate assumption was that this was one of those foreign knockoff products that blatantly uses unlicensed shit to sell garbage.
They didn’t find any men in lol_rule34
chicken tendies and sugary bbq sauce
Nah, all my homies eat their tendies with hunny mussy.
I love me a sugary BBQ sauce tho. The worst one is my favourite.
Incel Farts
Just like a regular brand one, because this is just an upsell on an otherwise mediocre product.
Its like an overpriced skin for a hero you never play
It smells like a massive rash and an itch
Reminds me of this from back in the day
It smells like you da toilet.
It smells like kebab cooked by Spyro’s flames
Seems tasty
I had to make it somewhat related to fantasy (since that’s what LoL is, right?), so I put Spyro the Dragon in there somewhere
since that’s what LoL is, right?
I’ve no clue honestly
Seems like fantasy to me
ass
Sweat, cheetos, beer, and cigarettes
Bradford pear.
