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They’ve done away with naming diseases after people. Most new diseases now have descriptive names. E.g., Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis (ALS).
Ah they gave Lou Gehrig the boot in favor of more scientifically-accurate description.
This is your chance to codify Ligma as a serious disease. Don’t mess it up.
The “Aaaaaaargh fuck that hurts” virus, causing the “That’s a lot of damage disease”. Deadly of course .
How about Steve? Untreatable Steve is a death sentence.
I choose “tulips.”
Easy. I name it “Sparta”. So every time when someone asks me what disease I have I can then say “Disease Sparta!”.
Glubalstuanusitis
This would be a lot funier if the question were the other way around and the response was just about him naming it.