Boss is going away for a few days and we’re trying to create a fun surprise for when she returns. Our offices are all shared so it has to be limited to a small area and can’t impact other people toooo much.
- My dad once brought home a coworkers desk drawer over the weekend and made lime jello. - On Monday morning he quietly reignited his old rumor that she kept jello in her desk. - In annoyed fury she flung open the drawer to reveal it completely filled with jello, one unpeeled banana in the middle. - That’s great!! 
 
- Stapler in jello is so stupid anymore that it’s circled back around to being hilarious 
- Wrap her keyboard, mouse, etc. up in gift wrap. 
- Buy three non-venomous snakes from an exotic pet store. Paint their scales with labels #1, #3, and #4. Hide them in one of her desk drawers. After she overcomes the initial shock, she’ll spend the rest of the day wondering where snake #2 disappeared to. - It’s all fun and games until the snake shits on the TPS reports. 
- Yikes! I don’t do s.n.a.k.es or clowns. 
 
- Without detaching the pepsis from the band that allows them to be sold six per pack, empty them and fill them with coke, then say you bought a six pack of pepsi. Or do the reverse. 
- NSFW allowed? - No. It’s a school, so it has to be family friendly. - A reindeer in office garb working at her desk on the computer maybe? With one hoof on a coffee mug stylized with a Christmas theme? - Thinking of wrapping everything in holiday paper. Adding a reindeer would be a nice addition. Thanks! 
 
 
 





