• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    8 months ago

    OP doesn’t know shit about arictechture OR history.

    Early on in Italy they did finish buildings but due to the gravity situation and the soil there they would tilt over. Using the protractor (invented by da Vinci, an ITALIAN) they started calculating which part of the buildings to leave off so they would stay level.

    Sorry you missed that day in middle school chump.

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      8 months ago

      This is one of the best wrong but plausible sounding explanations I’ve ever seen! Well done to you, Sir/Ma’am/other! 👏👏👏

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        8 months ago

        It’s not wrong, you just missed that day in middle school, chump

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        8 months ago

        and it could’ve been another work of art from u/shittymorph if In nineteen ninety eight the undertaker had thrown mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer’s table and…

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    8 months ago

    Well I did just read an article yesterday where some European billionaire was complaining that Europeans don’t have the “ambition” that Americans do, so they waste their lives by working fewer hours and spending time in social situations.

    Clearly, the Italian builders guild only allows for a two hour work week, so no jobs ever get completed.

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      8 months ago

      I cant tell if you are italian or what ? Its exactly what an italian would Say After a day at the post office …

  • SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    We’ll see how the White House looks after its first millennium and an earth quake. My guess is bulldozed and there’d be a few office buildings and a condominium instead.