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Modern conservative Christians would have hated Jesus. Seriously.
When I used to, like, try and be a good person, I often got to point out to Christians that I was the closest thing they would ever meet to their messiah. Watching their faces was so fun.
He’s got long hair and wearing a dress, clearly one of those trans. Crucify it!
As noted biblical historian Andrew Zaltzman has often pointed out, Pontius Pilate was a law-and-order administrator and Jesus was absolutely guilty under the law at the time.
“Hey did you hear about Mary’s kid? Yeah, the commie. They picked him up on Friday. I knew some shit was gonna go down, but it’s a shame. He made us a really nice table back in the day.”
Thought this was a linux joke initially given the volume of them on lemmy
Same
He was WokE!
Wasn’t “woke” originally a good term until right wing screechers took it over at an insult? They do that a lot, every time some positive phrase or idea starts to gain traction. Seems intentional.
Poisoning a word that means “not ignorant of the systems of oppression in the world” sounds like a great game plan for the oppressor.
Its still good. Their scorn is a badge of pride.
Quick, drink his blood and eat his flesh!
Taste like chicken
It’s heavenly.