Too risky having it hanging out like that. It could get caught on a doorway or squished against someone on a busy metro.
Only safe way to transport eggs on your person is up the butt.
Not Easter related but I prefer this holster.
He’s clearly got an egg holster right next to the Holy Sauce
real professionals keep an opened egg in their holster with the hot sauce already inside
Heck naw brother, we eat on Easter too, that IS related
Technology has gone too far
Ehhhhh…not far enough
May I offer you an egg in this trying time?
In case you run into a friend during a trying time
I can finally finish my Gyro Zeppeli cosplay
This would be OP in Monster Hunter
okay but for serious Easter egg hunters, we’re gonna need a belt that can hold like 30 of them. like a grenade holding belt. But for Easter eggs, y’know
Also useful if you just happened to be driving through the Hobby Lobby parking lot and saw that skank Alicia’s car the day after finding out she met your kinda-boyfriend at that axe throwing place and they made out and left together.
Eggcellent for egging Nazis on the streets
Makes me want to throw it at cars
