pooberbee (they/she)

He who is born to be hanged cannot be drowned.

One word: debiggenify

I just realized I don’t think I’ve ever seen arm hair on a black person.

My house had the cheapest garbage disposal which I quickly broke. When I went to replace it, I found that replacing them is incredibly easy and the mid-tier model (about $120) said it could handle small beef bones and peach pits. I’ve been very happy with that, and all my food waste goes in. I don’t have a lot of room for compost, but the city purports to be generating electricity from the sewage, so I hope it isn’t wasted. It also means that my trash doesn’t smell, which is nice.

But that’s the point. The Onion tries to write real-sounding headlines, and c/nottheonion is for real headlines that sound particularly unbelievable.

You coud try eating the pellicle from a batch of kombucha.

Are you implying that sports aren’t popular everywhere or that everywhere is a dictatorship?

Actually I have very fond memories of my family’s old Aerostar.

Someone is lying

Just the one Falkland, actually.

Based on the synopsis at the top of the article, I’d say absolutely not a good idea.

As a combination back- and side-sleeper, I’ve been considering trying to strap foam blocks to the side of my head so I can always get the right amount of support regardless of position.

I don’t think that’s how phantom limbs work.

I got super sick from this. It probably didn’t help that I was trying soothe my upset stomach with more peanut butter.

Not rude. Per the article, this is North Korea’s response to groups in South Korea sending balloons with propaganda leaflets and stuff (unsolicited care packages, basically) north. It seems they feel the south isn’t doing enough to prevent these.

It seems more childish than diabolical, but I would do the same probably as a last resort. Like throwing somebody’s McDonald’s bag back into their car.

Is this sarcasm? They’re TPing each other’s houses.

Does the gender of all non-self-containing genders contain itself? This is the fundamental question of gender theory.

It is a natural number. Is there an argument for it not being so?