pooberbee (they/she)

Pigeons come with holes in them by default.

How did this get into a Rammstein song before it even happened?

Read the fucking article motherfucker. It was up for 2-4 hours, they took it down themselves.

Something a hen might say

Do they make perps ride on the handlebars, or do they have pegs?

On your last question, from https://genderdysphoria.fyi/en/what-is-gender:

What Gender is not is sexual orientation. We describe orientation using terms relative to one’s gender (homosexual/heterosexual/bisexual, etc), but gender itself does not affect sexuality and sexuality has no role in gender.

Enshittification

This isn’t a shitpost, this is legitimate. Being able to work through the physicality of emotions is an important part of processing them. You need to be able to cry when you’re sad, jump up-and-down when you’re excited, and scream when your angry, for examples.

Off the top of my head, Microsoft Excel, Max/MSP, and Piet

Send all the Ukrainians to Gaza?

90% hyena, 10% raccoon

I just thought Sweaty was a hilarious name for a camel in the desert.

Is 2025 the year of the Linux desktop?

I disagree. X is a useless letter in English; it’s always copying other letters or combinations of letters. Meanwhile, there’s a special rule where putting an ‘s’ and an ‘h’ together makes a different sound. Why not have a single letter for that?

He who is born to be hanged cannot be drowned.

One word: debiggenify

I just realized I don’t think I’ve ever seen arm hair on a black person.

My house had the cheapest garbage disposal which I quickly broke. When I went to replace it, I found that replacing them is incredibly easy and the mid-tier model (about $120) said it could handle small beef bones and peach pits. I’ve been very happy with that, and all my food waste goes in. I don’t have a lot of room for compost, but the city purports to be generating electricity from the sewage, so I hope it isn’t wasted. It also means that my trash doesn’t smell, which is nice.