IT’S TIME TO GET UP! IT’S TIME TO EAT! I WANT TO GO OUT AND PLAY BALL!
THE GUY WHO BRINGS BOXES IS HERE AGAIN AND HE’S REALLY GOING TO KILL US ALL THIS TIME!!!
I WANT TO GO OUT AND PLAY BALL! IT’S TIME TO EAT!
I WANT TO GO OUT AND PLAY BALL!
It’s time for bed.
So cute.
Cat starring out window: " LOOK HOOMAN THERES BIRDS!"
Cat runs to back door: “lemme out, lemme out, lemme out”
lets cat outside, car vrooms past 20 seconds later
Scaredy cat gets spooked by car: “Lemme in, lemme in, lemme in”
cat proceeds to explain what i assume is a tall tale of heroics, birds, and loud mechanical beasts he defended the hoomans from
Repeat above a few times a day.
My dog judges my parenting. She barks and snorts if I don’t help the kids quickly enough.
Why is my food bowl empty???
What are you eating, can i have some?!?
That will be about 80% of the conversation based on my experience.
LETS GO OUT LETS GO OUT I NEED TO GO OUT WHY ARENT WE OUTSIDE YET?
We have the President and Vice President of the Starving Dogs of Colorado in our house. That is pretty much their favorite subject.
Greetings from the country of Holy Shit There’s A Fucking Fox Outside In The Exact Same Spot It Was In Every Other Day of My Life
Our president would send her regards, but she’s busy at the window right now
We also have one that is part of the Hot Air Balloons are a Threat Club!
Hahahah! That one should meet my cat who is deathly afraid of the light on the kitchen ceiling.
“What’s it doing up there?? What’s it up to??”
As the owner of a cat who’s both talkative and a picky eater, it’s usually
“DAD I’M HUNGRYYYYYY”
And
“DAD I’M NOT HUNGRY FOR THAT HOW DARE YOU FEED ME THAT I’D RATHER STARVE”
My dog has two modes: Sleepy on the couch and “THIS IS THE FIRST TIME YOU HAVE EVER TOUCHED A LEASH OH MY GOD I’M GOING FOR A WALK I NEED TO TELL THE WORLD” …she gets walks daily, she is just super hyped up about them, and nothing else.
This morning, my rooster was chasing one of my hens around yelling at her because she caught a frog and just wanted to eat it in peace.
Complaints about rain and wet fur. Just coming in, meowing 20 minutes, and then going outside to become wet again.
Cats are dumb.
My cat is deaf, so there have been a number of “Oh! It’s you!” startled “mrrrrAAAAAs” directed at me when I come around a corner.
She’s quite talkative, with lots of greeting (and aforementioned startled) trills and meows that can range from normal level to “causes ear bleeds at close range” level.
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Got a Husky/Shepard/Mut.
She’s a drama queen. Doesn’t help that we have a child (not her) now. She gets very jealous, but only in a way she just talks at us and tries to get pets (nothing aggressive to our child). She (secretly, or at least she thinks she’s secretive) loves them though, she’s definitely been protective around them with people/other dogs at times.
Other than that, whenever she feels like it I guess? Laying down, gotta let out a big sigh. Lost a ball under the couch, better whine. Hear the sound of her people in a video, gotta join in on the howling. Saw a bear on the TV, protect mode.
She’s a big dork and we love her so much. All the sounds are just a feature, not a bug haha.
I wish I could upload video to Lemmy, because I have a great one of my pug singing like an opera singer. He’s telling me he deserves a cookie.
My cat is always either telling me he wants to go outside unsupervised, or that he wants my food instead of his.
I endure this all day every day. Torti too
