“Roll d20+resistance to avoid herpes from the lot lizard”
“The party wakes up to find all of their CB radio equipment was stolen in the night by rogue fentanyl zombies”
“Dispatch has decided to put you on a quest down I-20 westbound to pick up cargo. Also I-20 has a DUI related accident that spans all lanes and won’t be cleared for another 4 hours.”
“Roll strength to hurl the piss jug”
“The man on the radio has insinuated that your mother has sex with cats how do you respond?”
Weirdly the same. First mission is to kill a bunch of rats in the basement…
Strength
Evasiveness
Alcohol tolerance
Streetwise
Criminal history
Swagger
Is swagger the equivalent to rizz here, because tweakers can be pretty fucking funny sometimes when they’re not blitzed put of their skull.
It’s the millennial term for rizz
On cap, no god, fr fr?
I need a Google Translate option for modern slang.
Swagger and charisma are two kind of seperate things though no?
I roll to bluff the weight station
If there was ever a need for a one-page rpg to be written…
Every 30 minutes you have to make a perception check and then either a persuasion check or evasion check as the crack head keeps asking for money and trying to stab everyone with a broken rusty pipe.
Buc-ee’s
Lisa, The Painful but somehow even more depressing
Too real. Pass.
I play dungeons and dragons to escape a bit of reality, and explore the magical and fantastical side of ourselves. Not think about crack houses and depression.
Edit: changed You to I
Don’t tell me how to play. 🤪🤓 Besides, games were invented to teach, to assist in participants’ betterment. You play d&d to escape, but let’s not assume everyone does, nor that your way is The Way™, right? 🙇🏽♂️
edited for tone
Fair. Worded poorly. Edited to reflect me.
More of a fault of the English language than the other commenter, imo.
We need a general “you” vs. a personal “you”.
We do have “one”, but it sounds overly formal/stiff.
I can see your point, and while I agree that English can be frustratingly obtuse at times, between speaker and audience, the district between “one” and “you” in this instance belies the same presumptive view on the hobby’s salient purpose itself. Editing it to “I” is not only more honest, but empowering as well: owning one’s opinions is not weakness, but propping them up with assumed generalities tends to devalue them, instead. 🤓🤗
Oddly enough, quite a bit more gnomes.
Tuesday morning at wawa…
