11th beer
Geez you’re game, you want to go running the morning after? I think if I tried that they’d eventually find my body by following the vomit trail.
Do you not get drunk enough for irrational optimism often? I don’t drink much anymore, but I was fully convinced I would get up and do something like work out, mow the lawns etc many times.
Closing out the 12 pack: I’m gonna change the world! Next morning: turn off the sun
i’ll be two hours older, and two hours wiser.
Bed if I’m lucky
Yours or someone elses?
My bed also being my girlfriend’s bed, I’ll answer with… Both?
I would literally die, I already got drunk at dragoncon tonight, 10 more beers and I die
Relax, they’re small cans of light beer. It’s like 4 actual beers, tops.
Probably shit faced as my highest beer to day ratio was 1 beer a day for a whopping 2 days
Lol relevant. Was just thinking I am way too drunk and need to start drinking some water
not a beer guy, give me 10 shots 🤙 I like sour beers though
