I love how the guy making this joke can’t bring themselves to commit to the bit.
Guaranteed he put one drop of ketchup just for the meme then panicked and carefully removed it with tissue paper. Good sushi isn’t cheap, man.
No reason to think that is good sushi though
Cheap sushi ain’t cheap anymore.
Never was here, but I think it is so dependent on who what where.
To be fair, ketchup is mostly sugar and vinegar. Sushi already has vinegar in it and the sauce already on there is presumably something like teriyaki - which is also based on sugar.
And what that on the breaded fried roll?
BBQ sauce!Probably hoisin sauce
Something umami, of course. I was just saying in the spirit of ketchup on salmon.
Get out
Alright, that’s it. This person needs war crimes done to them.
I will punch your dad in the cock
Thanks, I’ve not gotten the chance to do that myself yet.
Np bb <3
Could at least have used Heinz, you barbarian
That better be wasabi flavored
Oh god…
Don’t worry, I added some curry powder later
You’re disgusting. BBQ sauce is the only way.
I wonder how it tastes. At shittier sushi places those “salmon” sushi are completely tasteless. Not that this would be an improvement
I really don’t like sushi but good salmon or trout is frigging expensive and tasty
I’d rather eat that fish without any seasoning or sauce
They shouldn’t have killed Harambe
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This man needs to be put in a Japanese jail and force fed proper sushi until they learn what sushi is
