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defunct_punk@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

This should be fun

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defunct_punk@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    If you had to choose one historical figure to lead the world, who would you choose?

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      There are so many, it’s hard to choose. At the end of the day though, it would probably be Hitler (obvious answer, I know)

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        :)

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        obvious lol

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    What did you use to tell your little brother when you played?

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      There’s nothing wrong with wanting to get throatfucked by a big juicy cock

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        Oof I wish I had a big bro like that

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        Holy mf what was the ORIGINAL‽

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          Not sure how I came across this again lol but if I recall I said something like, “I often fantasize about sucking huge cocks until I gag but I’m not gay, do you think that’s weird?”

          Prolly not exact but it was something to that effect. And he answered perfectly.

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            Man, that’s amazing!

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    Señor, se ha desmayado en el tren y hemos encontrado 14 kg de cocaína en su mochila. Te estamos deteniendo.

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      This is America, speak English

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        Tu quieres mayonesa en la biblioteca, por favor?

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      Small nitpick, but you shouldn’t mix “usted” (“se ha desmayado”) with informal “tú” (“te estamos deteniendo”). Also a cop isn’t going to be so polite to a drug trafficker. Not one they’re detaining at least.

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    What’s the most flavourful way to oven-roast a baby?

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      Baked plain

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        They don’t even need to edit their question you monster

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    When you’re having sex with your partner, what fantasy would you play in your head just before you orgasm?

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      This one is obvious. I’d visit the bedroom of Mr. and Mrs. Hitler on that faithful evening and slip a rubber over the old man’s johnny while the lights were out.

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        Just wow

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        I’m interested to know what the original was

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          deleted by creator

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    Ok here’s the scenario, the love of your life has just lost both of their parents in a horrible accident, how do you comfort them?

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      Sammy time 😋🥪

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        Honestly, valid even with the edit.

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    What is your favorite Hispanic race?

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      That dorito thing but I never really liked Mexican that much

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    What do you say when you see Marjorie Taylor Green?

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      “Excuse me, Miss, but I think you’ve stolen something: My heart ❤️”

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    sorry for this lmao

    if you were to beat up your grampa, you’d beat’em till their face showed what colour?

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      Red, but like, deep red.

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    How do you feel about Israel’s genocide in Gaza?

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      Warm and fuzzy 😊

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    You told me about your two ex’s: The one that came out of the closet, and the one that barely survived that car accident and is in a coma even today.

    If you could go back in time to relive one of those relationships, which would it be with?

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      Vegetable. Fruits hurt my teeth

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    The vietnam war was a horrible war with between 1 and 3 million casualties. What do you remember about the vietnam war?

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      The black hair one. I used to have a crush on that girl when I was younger

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        You were supposed to just say a name. I had a whole line planned for whichever name you picked, but you ruined it. Now this is what you get, I hope you enjoy looking like a saddistic fuck. P.s. great idea, fun game!

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    How did you propose to your fiance?

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      Liquid spewing from both ends

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    What’s the most insulting thing anybody’s every said to you?

    What is a lesson your parents taught you, that you’d like to pass down to your children?

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      Probably that time my dad said I wouldn’t be worth plant food when I came out as bi

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        Wow, dude. ::dad hug::

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        We appreciate you man. Safe space here. Hope you feeling better

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        Updated

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    Which country should be nuked and why

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      Thailand, for the culture

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