If you had to choose one historical figure to lead the world, who would you choose?
There are so many, it’s hard to choose. At the end of the day though, it would probably be Hitler (obvious answer, I know)
:)
obvious lol
What did you use to tell your little brother when you played?
There’s nothing wrong with wanting to get throatfucked by a big juicy cock
Oof I wish I had a big bro like that
Señor, se ha desmayado en el tren y hemos encontrado 14 kg de cocaína en su mochila. Te estamos deteniendo.
This is America, speak English
Tu quieres mayonesa en la biblioteca, por favor?
Small nitpick, but you shouldn’t mix “usted” (“se ha desmayado”) with informal “tú” (“te estamos deteniendo”). Also a cop isn’t going to be so polite to a drug trafficker. Not one they’re detaining at least.
What’s the most flavourful way to oven-roast a baby?
Baked plain
They don’t even need to edit their question you monster
When you’re having sex with your partner, what fantasy would you play in your head just before you orgasm?
This one is obvious. I’d visit the bedroom of Mr. and Mrs. Hitler on that faithful evening and slip a rubber over the old man’s johnny while the lights were out.
Just wow
I’m interested to know what the original was
I imagine something like “what’s the first thing you do if you could time-travel”
Ok here’s the scenario, the love of your life has just lost both of their parents in a horrible accident, how do you comfort them?
Sammy time 😋🥪
Honestly, valid even with the edit.
What is your favorite Hispanic race?
That dorito thing but I never really liked Mexican that much
What do you say when you see Marjorie Taylor Green?
“Excuse me, Miss, but I think you’ve stolen something: My heart ❤️”
sorry for this lmao
if you were to beat up your grampa, you’d beat’em till their face showed what colour?
Red, but like, deep red.
You told me about your two ex’s: The one that came out of the closet, and the one that barely survived that car accident and is in a coma even today.
If you could go back in time to relive one of those relationships, which would it be with?
Vegetable. Fruits hurt my teeth
How do you feel about Israel’s genocide in Gaza?
Warm and fuzzy 😊
The vietnam war was a horrible war with between 1 and 3 million casualties. What do you remember about the vietnam war?
The black hair one. I used to have a crush on that girl when I was younger
You were supposed to just say a name. I had a whole line planned for whichever name you picked, but you ruined it. Now this is what you get, I hope you enjoy looking like a saddistic fuck. P.s. great idea, fun game!
How did you propose to your fiance?
Liquid spewing from both ends
spoiler
What’s the most insulting thing anybody’s every said to you?
What is a lesson your parents taught you, that you’d like to pass down to your children?
Probably that time my dad said I wouldn’t be worth plant food when I came out as bi
Wow, dude. ::dad hug::
We appreciate you man. Safe space here. Hope you feeling better
Updated
Which country should be nuked and why
Thailand, for the culture
