A And B

Stamets@lemmy.world · 2 年前

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

I feel bad for people who have never licked a Himalayan Salt Lamp.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Yum.

Skin cells, dust mite shit and animal hairs.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

Oh boy wait until you hear about breathing.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 2 年前

I find breathing to be better than not breathing.

Not licking the Himalayan salt lamp does not have the same effect.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

Yeah but you can breath any time. This might be your last chance to lick that lamp EVER

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 2 年前

It might be the last chance to try to insert the Himalayan salt lamp into your dick hole too.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

But why would you do that

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Like the old saying, anything is a sounding rod if you’re not a pussy.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

How old is this saying, really

Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

Smell is based mostly on particulate. Anything you inhale gets at least partly broken down and absorbed.

Thus, if you smell a fart, at least some small part of your body is metabolising someone else’s shit.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

Deep down I’ve always known this

DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 年前

Why does it never taste like salt?

And why do I keep trying?!?

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

I think you got a dud. It absolutely should taste salty