Thank you, no one has ever accused me of looking at a situation objectively and I’m not about to start now, anyway now everyone sign my petition to put warning labels on tea

I can hear this

Black tea to me feels like the sledgehammer, whereas coffee is this smooth slightly syrupy beverage, that feels much more delicate. Case in point for me, I prefer my coffee black, but I would have a hard time handling a cup of tea without at least a bit of oat milk.

I don’t know where tea gets this “gentle” PR from but I find it highly dishonest and honestly I’m tired of keeping my mouth shut about it so there now I’ve said it

I had that, and still get it from time to time, but found that if I wait until I’ve eaten to drink tea that it feels fine.

Coffee on an empty stomach is nothing, but strong tea on an empty stomach has me feeling like being assaulted at a molecular level

People will be laid off
Spoils will be enjoyed
This great economy… it will endure
The working class will survive!

*Reneged :)

Yeah then at least everyone gets paid, and the workers walk away with a shitload of free pies!!

Plural, pants. Actually, since there are 5 of them, that would actually be pantsssss

Sorry I don’t make the rules

Relate

Fuck yeah, that’s a good one. Just keep zooming out until it’s all allllright

Jesus Christ. Just kidding, it’s David Rakoff. I find his essays comforting.

Tell us about Cheems :)

Not happy about this, but present

What a quintessentially human attitude

Agreed those scare quotes confuse things. I read it as emphasis

And they’re sticking with that name? … huh

Hell yeah!

These cannot be the comments of real people.

Interesting, I hadn’t really thought about how I perceive non binary people. Clearly you’re very well read on the topic. I think your comment might be coming out of left field for some people (heh, “left” field also kind of implies a binary - this shit is everywhere), but I appreciate you taking the time to share.

Damn that sounds like a fun read.