i mean, it has to be a low blow. A high blow would miss.
I’m sorry.
That’s rude, we prefer height challenged.
I don’t feel particularly challenged. The world is built for people in the 5’5"-6’ range.
i love to pick up small men and hug them
I’m 5’4" and volunteer as tribute… ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
5’5.7“ is standing right behind you
5’6", can I get in line too?
I’m 6’7" I pick everyone up and hug them. They just stand there awkwardly most of the time. I tell them I’m XXY and thus need to hug everyone so my female side is happy.
Many people hate this FYI
I’m well aware
Y- you’re a monster
Kicked a tall buddy in the nuts second time he tried this. My man never did it again. Still friends though. Nice guy overall.
Don’t tell my wife I’m 5 7 😭
I dont even care about this meme, what coat is Robert Pattinson wearing?
I was thinking it’s just some old WW1/WW2 stuff from some movie he was in but nope lol
For his front-row appearance, Pattinson wore a double-faced coat designed by Dior men’s creative director Kim Jones. There were several standout draped outerwear pieces and blazers on the runway, and Pattinson’s coat mimicked that idea with its double-breasted style and attached thick wool scarf. (Call it a half coat, half blanket.) Underneath, the actor wore a chocolate leather jacket for extra warmth, and finished it off with light brown khakis and hefty patent boots. If any man can pull off this kind of tricky layering, it’s Pattinson.
I was thinking it was some military surplus stuff but nope, peak of fashion Dior stuff. Lmao
I am mildly annoyed when I can’t buy a piece of clothing I see in movies.
Was also interested in it. Looks awesome.
Relate
Tussle their hair, smile and say “sure thing big guy. Want some chocolate milk?” And put your hands on your hips. It will make their day.
Id go for some chocolate milk
We want you to grow up to be big and strong!..someday.
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And some chicky nuggies?? 🥺 👉👈
Haha! Of course sport! Anything for my big guy. Say, while we’re at it, how about we make a day of it? We can get some burgers and floats, skip some rocks at the lake, and maybe even get you that new Lightning Mcqueen booster seat you’ve been wanting!? This is going to be so much fun bud! We just have to make a quick stop at the town office to renew your SSI information for your…condition…
(hits up Wolfram|Alpha for a conversion) I mean, 1,70 m is not that small. It’s fairly average, even in The Netherlands. Speaking from experience.
Relevant: https://youtu.be/hiDgpbWiKvo
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Nah, before I f*cked your mum…
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