Imagine having a King in 2024
“these inbred, pedophilic, half alive cretins are your monarchy! They are your betters, bow to them and pay their bills!”
It is absolutely moronic that we haven’t dragged every king on earth off his throne, made them private citizens and kicked them off the government payroll
Edit: for anyone downvoting, my comment was light. What I actually believe is that once they are dragged them off the throne, they should be executed and tossed in the river. But I know that’s a bit far for 2024
But I know that’s a bit far for 2024
Thats polluting the river bro!
Compost the wealthy.
Better to compost the poor.
The far bigger issue is land owners in general.
Targetting the Royal family and them alone will solve nothing. I’m pretty sure all their land money goes to the state anyway doesn’t it?
They’re pretty much the American military of landowners, in that they own more land than the next 10+ biggest land owners combined.
And no, I’m pretty sure that the majority of the income from their… mimes big bosoms vast tracts of land goes to them rather than the country as a whole. They’re one of the biggest public funds black holes in the world, just like the aforementioned military.
You could feed, clothe and house every person in the UK for the rest of their lives with just a fraction of the land and riches that the royal leeches are hoarding.
There no point having a conversation if you are going to outright make things up.
You forgot “God save the King!” at the end of that.
And what is it you think I’m making up?
High five!
Still more respectable than the previous US President that people actually chose.
Well I didn’t vote for him
There’s a lot of that going on at the moment lol
Better to have a king than a Trump or Bush.
They had Boris Johnson…
And he didn’t do much except for talking. The only real fuck up was Liz Truss, but she was gone in no time.
Let’s see where we’re at after November before we start shit talking too much.
There’s a very high chance that if Trump wins, he’ll make himself a monarchIt won’t be long before he suffers a cheeseburger induced heart attack
Didn’t expect him to be reigning monarch for long given his already advanced age and the fact males tend to live shorter lives, wonder if this will cut it even shorter?
Would be weird for the longest serving monarch to be replaced by the shortest serving one.
Which raises a good question… who was the shortest serving British monarch?
Oh, of COURSE there’s a Wiki for that…
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_British_monarchy_records
"The shortest-reigning monarch was Lady Jane Grey who ruled for 9 days from 6 July until 15 July 1553 (although she was only proclaimed queen by the Lords of the council on 10 July). Her husband Lord Guildford Dudley was her consort for the entire reign, making this the shortest tenure of the male consort of a female monarch. Note: Jane’s reign is disputed.
The king with the shortest definitively known reign was Edgar the Ætheling who ruled for 2 months, 12 days in 1066 before submitting to William the Conqueror. Some records indicate that Sweyn Forkbeard reigned for only 40 days in 1013–4.[7]"
Queen Elizabeth II died 9/8/2022, so Charles has already been in 514 days. He’s good…
Doesn’t seem like liz has been gone that long… Time is weird
If you are generally morbidly curious about odds.
And assuming speculation is right that it’s bowel cancer
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/king-charles-brave-words-kind-32054314
https://www.cancerresearchuk.org/about-cancer/bowel-cancer/survival
Depends on what stage, but odds are given the level of care Royals get they’ve probably caught it at stage 1.
That’s a 55% chance he’s got 9 or 10 years for something else to get there first.
His father lived to 99 and he’s currently 75.
A very old friend at 89 told me they had cancer a week before his 90th. They then laughed and said it was too late to the party.
They were right in the end, it was his heart a few years later. Thankfully he was still pretty active and living life until the last couple of weeks. Great guy, genuinely kind and wise. The phrase he gave for his memorial was “It’s only sad to die if you haven’t lived. I’ve lived.”
It’s been an ongoing joke for over a decade that his mum would outlive him, or that he’d drop dead within the year of taking the throne. Looks like it might happen, yay.
Fuck Cancer
Cancer Fucks.
While I don’t wish death on the man (or anybody for that matter regardless of how I feel about them), Charles has been known to promote pseudoscience and quackery to the general public. It would be highly hypocritical of him to use mainstream medicine when he promoted utter nonsense to commoners. But, again, I don’t wish for his death; I would be an insensitive asshole for wishing otherwise. He is human after all.
Eh, fuck that limey ole pedophile protecting twat. I’d be happy to see him gone.
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It’s nice to see the monarchy embracing the speed running community. I can’t wait for summoning salt’s video on the latest MDQ.
(That’s sarcasm of course, cancer sucks)
Who’s next in line, just out of curiosity?
Weird, I clicked “next episode” and the title says “Bloody republican overthrow”?
His eldest son, William.
Lord Grand Dukis Wrigglesworth
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Good riddance
Cool.
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Massive W
Heh.
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Hey, I dont like this dude, but I wouldn’t wish cancer to my worst enemy. Lovely, you hate monarchs, it’s UKs problem, not yours.
While the monarchy may be a steaming pile of shit Charles is still a person like everyone else. Wishing pain for pain’s sake on anyone is awful.
People people not being unhinged about the royals challenge (impossible)
Get help you fucking pshycho