Dunk it in water, squeeze it into a tight ball, and take bites like it’s an apple.
You sir belong in hell
A plate
Use a plate to catch any crumbs.
Or a plastic bag.
(NB, do not put a plastic bag over your head. Even for a croissant)
Well, if you can loop one handle around your neck and keep the bag safely under your chin, you should be alright.
It would make my day to see someone eating a croissant with a feed bag hanging from their neck
I’d like to see a Scotsman on a horse!
Are you Emma Hamilton of Nelson?
That’s the neat part, you don’t
It’s supposed to be flaky, stop complaining
Okay, anything else?
All in one bite.
…a plate?
Eat it in one bite
Soak them in Nutella
Toss the croissant up in the air, lean my head back, and eat it one big chomp
The article’s suggestion of “tear and spread” is what I was going to suggest.
This article sounds like the result of assigning a middle school student to write an instructional essay with a required word length. The middle school student asked chat GPT for help.
I don’t 👍
I put it in a brown paper lunch baggie and eat it from the top so the bag catches the crumbs… for the most part!
Why would you want to? The more crumbs that drop everywhere, the better it tastes! Just like eating hot wings is best when the sauce gets all over your entire face. If you can get some sauce on your forehead then that’s a damned fine wing meal!
