I took the kids to Disney land, and when we got close the sign said Disney Land left so we turned around and went home

Did you hear what happened to the cyber criminal?

She ransomware

There is a community for that here.

I like to tell dad jokes.

Sometimes, he laughs.

Did you hear about the guy who fell in the well?

He did not see that well.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

A: Didn’t have the guts.

Also

Q: What do you call a paper airplane that can’t fly?

A: Stationery.

I spilled Spot remover on my dog and now he’s gone 🥺

Sorry for not contributing with the thread, I don’t know any of those jokes that works well in English. I’m here to remember Portuguese speakers that there’s /c/[email protected] to post this sort of joke.

My wife didn’t believe me when I said I built a car out of spaghetti and meatballs.

She was blown away when I drove pasta.