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sag@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

No doubt. Wanna fight me?

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No doubt. Wanna fight me?

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sag@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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    Water is very dangerous because 100% people that tried it, died

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      Yep but I am addicted to it

      • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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        If I go more than a few days without it, I will literally die.

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      Actually about 7% of those that have tried it are still alive and well! 😀 (Our current global population represents about 7% of all humans that have ever lived)

      • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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        I feel like that number is slowly creeping toward 0%. Maybe it’ll take a billion years, but I bet it’ll get there.

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      Not only that, but 100% of murder victims were found to have infested it within a week of their death

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        I think you mean ingested, but I will admit infested is much funnier

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          LMAO yeah I’m keeping it

    • Scissors61@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      No wonder Kojima only drinks movies

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      it has been shown in the lab that too much dihydrogen monoxide causes suffocation and it is one of the primary requirements of cancer cells to survive

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    I’d fight the shit out of you but I am afraid you are just too well hydrated and I stand no chance.

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    As long as coffee and tea are A tier, we’re good.

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    You’re forgetting the fluid that nobody doesn’t love!

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      That woman shouldn’t be alive. What is that barrel made of? So many questions…

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        It’s probably photoshopped. You can’t trust anything these days smh my head

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    Uh, guys? I think HydroHomies is… well… leaking

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    I mean, you didn’t include anything like tea, so it’s kinda just easy. Fizzy, calorie-pumped, nutritionless, cheap-dopamine-providing, overpriced and overpackaged water is pretty low hanging fruit.

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      • kase@lemmy.world
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        available in abundance

        Let’s hope it stays that way :/

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    i won’t fight you about water but we can fight over something else if you’d like

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      How about whether or not the earliest-known literate civilizations in the ancient Near East were of each other’s existence?

      • Ann Archy@lemmy.world
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        Oh, most Assur-edly. But seriously though, that depends on what you mean by “the earliest-known”. Which specific cultures are you referring to? Sumerian was the de facto lingua franca (for written language) until superseded by Assyrian, and in either case, warfare between city-states and proto-states was full on raging basically since the beginning until, well, now. So they were quite aware. The Mesopotamian delta is only so big, you’ve got the two main trading and shipping arteries running through the desert, Eufrat and Tigris, making it super lush and pretty, so generally those were the areas fought over (though back then even the desert wasn’t quite as desert-y as it is today, and there’s plenty of ruins in the middle of bumfuck sandland, though arguably they wouldn’t have settled there without a good source of water. The Assyrians built some sick-ass aqueducts, too, but let’s not talk about them because they were not very nice people).

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    No doubt?

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      Oh hey, it’s just a girl.

      I kinda always knew she’d end up my ex girlfriend, and that shit was bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Don’t speak, I know just what you’re thinking. It didn’t happen. Well. You’re right. It didn’t.

      God, I wish I could stop but I just can’t.

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        They made a song about bananas. They spell it out and everything.

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        Um… uh… uh… Spiderwebs Hella Good Simple Kind of Life?

        I’m bad at this. :(

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    This list is missing beer???

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    Whiskey tho

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      Châteauneuf du Pape tho

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      Nectar of the God’s

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        Of the god’s what? Don’t leave us hanging!!

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    Water is the goat but have you ever jad a soda pop made botanically? Modern soda is just synth flavors and sugar, but it used to be flavored with actual spices. It’s harder to find, but if you can find a truly classic soda brand it absolutely slaps modern corn syrup shit out of the universe

    Imagine tasting cola, except it actually has a deep flavor palette and isn’t cloyingly sweetened subsidized corn liquid

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      If one of the few ingredients listed is cane sugar, and no corn syrup in sight, you’re in for a delicious, probably better for you*, treat.

      *[citation needed]

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    What about Brawndo? It’s what plants crave!

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      It’s got electrolytes!

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    What about milk?

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      Depends on whether it’s skimmed. Your heart and arteries will thank you.

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        Whole milk is S tier, skimmed milk is C tier.

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          Skimmed milk is undrinkable

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            Yes, definitely, but it’s not bad for you

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        Now I don’t know about no skimming, but milk is milk.

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    Make it a vote and see where sparkling water lands

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    Found my homie!!

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