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that explains the yeast infection
And, worse, the crumbs in the bed.
If this was the winner, can you imagine how bad the others were?
Nah mate nothing can compete with this.
Who’s bready for a divorce?
“Uh oh, now my family is toast!”
Christ, what an asshole.
“I’m sorry, Monsieur Toast, the job posting was for an experienced host.”
This is my favorite thing of today.
Makin his wife challah in bed
going for a roll in the hay
I don’t get it :(
I’m sorry, sir. This is the Toast Masters Club. The Bread Buddies meeting is across the street.
Name on the reservation?
I regret to inform you, sir, that the wedding is off. On her way to the wedding, your bride fell victim to a murder. A murder of crows, to be precise.
