Apparently abortions are performed with all six infinity stones.
Gone, reduced to atoms
“I will shred this uterus down to its last atom and then, with the stones you’ve collected for me, create a new one teeming with life that knows not what it has lost but only what is has been given. A grateful uterus.” -Plan B wielding Thanos
Aborting half of the fetus: Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Thanos did nothing wrong.
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I’m sorry little one
Lol, and after the baby is born, too.
This meme assumes the reader finds babies to be cute and adorable, rather than terrifying little goblins.
More like malformed little parasites.
It’s intended to fuck with the mom-brain of a pregnant woman. Like putting porn in front of a guy going through No-Nut November. The goal is to hit those animal instincts and cause intense anxiety.
They’re not trying to influence teenage edgelords.
Everything is just fractals, brah, I’m cool as long as we have enough cocaine!
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They don’t know shit and they take up too many resources. Nevermind the selfish parents tying up the world’s resources for their next of kin these ppl r pathetic
Are you leaving your parents and yourself as a baby out of this?
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I hate babies. They don’t know shit and they take up too many resources.
Many adults are like that too.
Babies did nothing wrong. It’s the parents that keep pumping out more mouths to feed.
Alright Boomer right winger lol let me guess fetuses are babies too huh
I don’t even know what you think I said. lol
Whatever pro lifer keep forcing your book on us all
I’m pro choice though…
You are now, thanks to my intimidation. Welcome home
Gomcha!~
I know it’s a joke, and I’m super excited pro choice… But even knowing they’re dog/elephant their comment still works (other than the “humans” clarifier) as they can make independent thoughts and love their lives.
Important things ^
Stick with the argument being made, not the presentation.
Now I’m wondering that if you replace these poster with something like “black babies matter” it would trigger replacement theory before it triggers the pro-life reflex.
That’s a race condition.
golf clap
“Ho ho, you”
Black. Babies. Matter.
You are a fukn genius.
This makes abortion look so fucking cool
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Looks like a powerpoint transition. 😂
“So, anyway…”
Abortion: as easy as snapping your fingers!
Snap your fingers snap your neck! - Prong
Lawnmower manbaby
The Lawnmower Baby is inside your head now, Jake. Give me my baba.
Thanos was a true ideologue. He could have targeted half the universes population AND all the people trying to stop him. It would have been a insignificant amount over his intentions. Quickly erased by the exponential increase in population growth he would have started.
He also could’ve just doubled all the resources in the universe
Or made all living things require half as many resources.
Doesn’t that still result in issues? Like it might take longer but the end result would be the same.
I mean the main problem comes from the fact that that’s not what comic Thanos’ reason for killing half the universe is.
In the comics Thanos wanted to kill half the universe to impress lady death who he was in love with.
But since a love triangle where Thanos is getting cucked by Deadpool isn’t really fit for movies we got what we got.
So does removing half the universe. They’ll eventually get back to where they were.
One of the more annoying aspects of the story arc. Thanos was originally written as this religious zealot who quite literally wanted nothing more than to bone Death. Everything he did was in service to this dogmatic view that killing was a holy act. So much of his character is just my man being an uncompromising, super-powered sociopath.
And then the MCU writers come in and try to make him a eugenicist who can’t do math. “Just gonna nix half the universe’s sentient population and then go off and… uh… farm.” Dude, come on. Why on earth did they feel the need to take one of the setting’s explicit unquestionable villains and turn him into Sam Bankman-Fried with magic rocks?
Disney, probably. They gave us some good things, I guess. Kinda sucks it’s their IP forever now.
I’m leaning towards being competely over marvel and super hero shit in general. Sad that some might think it’s because I’m old and no fun but really I don’t think the story telling is up to my standards anymore.
At this point I want depth and execution. Really, my standards may be too high but it’s my time, I guess.
I just need a story that has something important under the surface. Something to keep me guessing. Then in a master stroke execute every scene with intention, artistry, and style.
I also tend toward darker themes.
I also tend toward darker themes.
The mainstreaming and Disney-fication of “gritty” movies has been absolutely dogshit for the content.
You can’t make Blade or The Crow anymore. You can barely make The Matrix. You just get a bunch of GrimDark cartoony bullshit.
I’m dreaming of a Berserk done right. Not that shit they somehow did two seasons of. The Golden Age stuff is really good. I just want post golden age now.
They do all this build up and the climax of Golden Age really grabs you. Then its just… damn, yeah. More of that high drama / political intrigue / folly of man’s hubris / yearning of the human heart shit. The monster fights are fun, but the real meat of Berserk is that romance and betrayal.
Yo how’d they fit a smartphone in there
Lots of AH! Yes VM?
This is art!
wow this poster reminds of time commando, so unexpected
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Ok, choice is important and right and all, but let’s not laugh at the idea of consciously dying babies.
Ok, but let’s laugh at the people who think of a fetus as a conscious baby speaking in full sentences while being snapped out of existence by Thanos.
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About 90% of abortions are performed before 12 weeks, well before the fetus could even look like a post-birth baby like the one depicted in the meme. This is a common tactic of anti-choicers to depict abortion as being performed on fully formed and almost born fetuses. They try to use edge cases to argue against unrelated and more common experiences. Fetuses aren’t conscious or sentient or viable when most abortions are performed. Don’t let them get away with disingenuously conflating those concepts and milestones.
They look like a tablespoon of strawberry jam.
Source: I’ve assisted in quite a few abortions.
…apologies if I just ruined strawberry jam for you.
…now I want an English muffin with some strawberry jam. But also I want to purchase, open, and put the jam on it myself without ever breaking eye contact with the jar so as to avoid accidentally injesting not jam.
Shame, you could be missing out some of those sweet stem cells.
That baby doesn’t even look newborn, it looks like it’s been born for months
I know what an abortion is. This post is not it.
As someone who had a baby- they’re not conscious of much for many months.
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