The comic was moderately funny, but this exchange is great. Thanks.

The meme could be interpreted as contrasting the two. I read it as such at first, but started doubting as I read the comments.

Do they have legs yet? Did they have cigarettes before they had legs?

Weirdly it says so in the final sentence of the text. The first sentence isn’t wrong, of course.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a9/Cacatua_galerita_Tas_2.jpg

https://youtu.be/WLfAf8oHrMo

The waiter will spit in his soup.

He believes whatever his Russian masters tell him to sell to the public.

That’s a race condition.

That just muzak for a visual medium.

Here is a well-done podcast about this: https://www.20k.org/episodes/voiceinside.