• MiDaBa@lemmy.ml
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    11 months ago

    A truck has to have a nose that looks like a big slab of concrete to oncoming traffic. If it doesn’t men will be forced to wear dresses, sing show tunes while sitting to pee. Thems the rules.

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      11 months ago

      I sit to pee because I’m lazy. The dresses I wear while belting out ballads from Skykid shows are just to assert my dominance in the workplace.

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        11 months ago

        I sit to pee because I’m lazy

        But it takes slightly more work though the make the deed sitting

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            11 months ago

            Clearly you’ve never had a half-asleep sit-down pee session where your little fireman played “find the crack” with your pee stream and the toilet seat. Nothing like sleepily pulling up your pants to find your underwear cold and wet.

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            11 months ago

            If you clean your toilet less often than once a week, then yes.

            But I get your point.