• TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I sit to pee because I’m lazy. The dresses I wear while belting out ballads from Skykid shows are just to assert my dominance in the workplace.

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      1 year ago

      I sit to pee because I’m lazy

      But it takes slightly more work though the make the deed sitting

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          Clearly you’ve never had a half-asleep sit-down pee session where your little fireman played “find the crack” with your pee stream and the toilet seat. Nothing like sleepily pulling up your pants to find your underwear cold and wet.

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          1 year ago

          If you clean your toilet less often than once a week, then yes.

          But I get your point.