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minus-squareLrdThndr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoClearly you’ve never had a half-asleep sit-down pee session where your little fireman played “find the crack” with your pee stream and the toilet seat. Nothing like sleepily pulling up your pants to find your underwear cold and wet.
minus-squaredangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoYou mean you don’t bend your dick down as far as it will go before hurting, hunched over the toilet like you’re on fentanyl, and let er rip?
minus-squaredangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoOnly a man could have known that such a thing is possible. I see you, brother.
Clearly you’ve never had a half-asleep sit-down pee session where your little fireman played “find the crack” with your pee stream and the toilet seat. Nothing like sleepily pulling up your pants to find your underwear cold and wet.
And even worse to do it with a boner
You mean you don’t bend your dick down as far as it will go before hurting, hunched over the toilet like you’re on fentanyl, and let er rip?
Only a man could have known that such a thing is possible. I see you, brother.