In about 5 minutes I get a complaint her storage is full.
I have unspeakable amounts of pictures of my cats saved. No, I will not delete the ones that are nearly identical.
How much storage are we speaking?
9 drives
In terabytes?
Nah, megabytes
I’d start by wondering how in the hell I got a girlfriend, then my wife would do the same.
My girlfriend would break up with me as she finds out that I’m married. Doesn’t matter; imaginary score is still score.
Technically, your wife is still your girlfriend. You two never broke up before getting married.
Dunno, but I have a girlfriend now.
If I had a girlfriend, then several gigabytes of my files would be largely useless
Ha, look at this loser, only has “several gigabytes” of ‘Linux ISOs’
I’d then be asking myself when and why I got a girlfriend.
Today so she can break your heart, obviously
That moment when I’m gay and didn’t even know it.
Not sure how the girlfriend world react. But my wife would be pissed that I now have one.
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I see we have a gigachad here
Well I’m a datahoarding pirate so lots of movies, shows, games, porn, hacking tools, bot creation tools, firmwares, family pics, movie/show posters, ISOs, etc. Nothing to hide really. Might question my complete siterip of cum4k, tiny4k, and anal4k maybe.
If she’s my girlfriend, she’s not going to judge, and instead lend me some of her clothes, help me with makeup, and discover that she’s not 100% straight after all
My wife would probably divorce me for having a girlfriend I didn’t know about
My wife flips her fucking lid.
Tell me about it! Never mind the girlfriend, what if she tells the wife?! NOW you’re talking trouble…
“Wow, so many unfinished projects”
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I’m more of an extremist: I’ve got a couple at 99%, a shitload at 10% and a new one on the way
She gets bored looking at it all, probably. The most interesting thing I there is nudes of her.
Ok, she would get a little annoyed with all the pictures of her sleeping. She hates me taking photos of her asleep.
Living this right now, but it’s great. She’s organizing my entire plex server!
Use jellyfin
Nothing. She has a login on my system and can access pretty much anything already, minus emails and dropbox I believe. But there’s nothing worth hiding either.
