Ok, somebody’s gotta say it and it’s gonna be me:
Yo dawg, we put a shower in your shower so you can shower while you shower.
You missed the part where you zone out and replay arguments you had years ago. But this time you’re smarter and always win
I don’t always win, but I learn from the mistakes. Like watching football play footage lol
Which psychopath brushes their teeth first and then eats breakfast like he’s in some kind of stupid movie
clearly it’s the same kind of psychopath who would also wash his car and check his email and use a hair dryer in the shower
Going through the car wash with the windows down is really the best way to hit these all at once.
Make toast
Wasn’t this a Seinfeld bit with Kramer?
Whole episode around it, yes
Yes. Kramer even put a garage disposal in his shower.
Made a salad and stuff, served it to a table of people and mentioned that he made it while showering.
I’m surprised some tech company hasn’t put waterproof touchscreen devices in their employee locker room showers so that their employees can reply to email in there.
I’m surprised they didn’t add them to the toilet stalls either
“all cameras must be uncovered during zoom meetings”
I do all my own electrical work in the shower.
Water conservation while in the shower.
Mmmm. Soggy toast.
Toast becomes soggy anyway once you eat it
Seriously though, brushing my teeth in the shower is the best way to get me to do it.
I’ve been doing it for a while and it not only saves a lot of time, I also think i’m a lot more thorough because of it.
Yo dawg I heard you like showers…
The phrase ‘waffle stomp’ was coined for a reason.
Do your hair would be the last one
