Personally, I think it’s like people with a foot fetish. Ok gross and weird but isnt harming anyone.
I guess I’d rather the toilet enjoy itself. As long as it doesn’t start making little happy noises while I’m trying to poop 😰
It’ll moan loudly
I will probably opt to go poop in a bucket out in the yard then
If my toilet were sentient, I would get a non- sentient normal toilet. Idiot OP.
Would you keep the sentient one as a friend?
Sure. It’s not like I have many friends.
This would probably be the only option but it would still be difficult because for a start there’d have to be a period of time between discovering it was sentient and getting that new toilet and you’d still have to shit and then there’s the issue of whether the toilet can survive if removed and if it wants to or is OK with being move/removed. If not, you’d have to basically get an entire new bathroom to place a new toilet in which could be financially difficult.
You vastly overestimate my level of empathy for my talking toilet; I’d rip that bitch out in a heartbeat
I’d want it to love it but hate itself for how much it loves it.
It’s disturbing when I have a clever response to the title of a post and then click in to see it already typed out staring back at me.
You sick (and prompt) fuck.
Is it just my toilet in my house or all toilets in the world? Could I move and avoid having this problem?
Is killing my toilet an option?
If I have no other choice I guess crave…
If you could kill the toilet, would you really wanna defecate in the dead body of a sentient being?? Thats cold
True, the living one would be much warmer more likely than not
People pay for toilet warmers yknow
If I am being honest I don’t really want to defecate in an body of a sentient being living or dead. Although I don’t know what would be worse.
Aaand that’s enough internet for today.
I mean I don’t wanna force my toilet to consume my poop, i’m not a capitalist!
Hate me for it. I don’t need to hear moaning everytime I need to take a shit.
I guess the horrified screams would be motivation to hurry up
While your toilet isn’t alive to crave your waste, the microbes and such at the waste water facility that your crap goes to do in fact crave and need your waste to survive and propogate. It ain’t ice cream, but your crap always ends up as food for something.
Feed me poop daddy uwu
Both.
If my toilet was sentient, I’d start going to the bathroom outside.
That’s cruel if it enjoys it, like not feeding a pet.
Look up skibidi toilet… oh no wait, better yet, don’t! :-P
Since its main purpose is to flush bodily waste, I’d be making it extra happy. Since a toilets’ nature seems to be wanting to be clean, it will be very happy with me. My diet produces very easy to process waste.
We’d be best buddies, and I would expect some moaning and groaning. Probably posting about it on their assbook pages.
I wish it was indifferent and defeated, like the appliances in the Flintstones.
My toilet sings swing low sweet chariot
