The real winner is the rat

Is there incentive to swim in a smaller pool? Otherwise far enough not to smell it.

I’m the same way, but I end up buying something similar. Show me Wendy’s and I’ll eventually go to Burger King

Harambe

The people could easily overthrow the U.S military and all the police who protect the corpos and stuff.

Why haven’t we? It’s not for lack of gun

That’s just Florida being stupid

Perhaps, but the Florida Window is wide open

only thing that can save America is a revolution, and for that we need to be armed

The keyboard is mightier than the gun

Form meaningful trusting relationships with other people

People make arguments like “If you ban guns why not knives? They are both weapons.” The counter is the addage “don’t bring a knife to a gun fight”

You’re right you could make firearms in your basement, but they would be far less effective that something that came out of a factory.

Apropos of nothing, doesn’t reducing ease of access to something inherently hinder the use of it? Here, if you are reduced to having to 3d print or cast steel to have a weapon, isn’t that hindering use? Material conditions.

With an armed population, the state at least has to keep a venture of morality and legitment to the people

Or they need to be more heavily armed. Which they are.

Most of the world’s countries have already fallen to extreme orwellian authoritarianism and they are working on the U.S right now

And yet only we have armed drones in schools to prevent school shootings.

It would probably be more fitting if the shirt read “My life is completely fucker and I need all pity I don’t deserve”

If you need to ask, it’s too late

Front right phone. Front left wallet. Right belt loop/back right pocket keys on retractable lanyard

Yea. But like. How do you act with it?

Moral enterprise 🤣

Seven Seven of Nines

Making small talk, humor, lying, empathy all work, but here I would suggest blaming something that mutually fucks you over. In this case insurance companies. And learn to lie in ways they couldn’t verify, and never offer unnecessary information that would fuck you over. (I.e. DO NOT mention the doctors)

So I would say something like “this is supposed to be a routine procedure, but insuranc3 needs to verify it is necessary. My grandma died from shit like that. Fuck them. I’m going to do everything I can to help you <insert name>”

ALWAYS learn people’s names. Fuck you if you “are bad at learning names” you are just lazy. Try until you can do it, even if you have to ask more than once. People actually appreciate it. Here, it personalizes the bullshit you are slinging and gets the person to believe you

She’s so hot right now

Beat me to brainfuck

Unfortunately, as random as it is, this is the only one I got, but you might check out the new york times’s wirecutter. Contrary to it’s parent publication, wirecutter is pretty good

Both lol. I found the mop there, and it’s a lot of vacuum reviews, so you can find what works best for you