“Baby baby, I brought you your toast again.”
Def annoyed her.
Whenever she sneezes I’ll give the first one a “Bless you” and the second something like
“Oh GROSS! Can you take that outside?”
“Babe we talked already, I’m not into your kink, stop iniaiting like that”
“Jesus anything for attention with you…”
It’s now at the point where when she starts we are both glaring and smirking at each other.
Not recently, but this is one I’m particularly proud of. She texted me to complain that she was music-less in the office because her MP3 player failed.
Well of course I phoned and was able to sing one line about never giving her up before she hung up the call.
I do that with everyone that tells me “I’m going to the bathroom”
I reply with “Good luck! 👍”
My preferred response has always been “Hope everything comes out ok”
that’s even better
Oh wow, that’s good!
I like to respond with, “Why? What’s in the bathroom?”
I look her in the eyes romantically, with a touch of mischief, and state “you’re a very useful girlfriend”.
I only do it a couple times a year at most.
The look of disdain is priceless.
She knows I love the hell out of her, and the anti climax is brilliant.
“What am I?! Your bloody house cleaner?!”
Then we laugh. Cuddle. She feigns a cold shoulder.
Too much fun.
I do at least two things that she pretends to hate, but definitely does not.
- When discussing something I always reply this way:
- Her: Come on, say something.
- Me: Something.
- When she needs to do something in the future:
- Her: Remind me, that I have to buy milk tomorrow.
- Me: instantly You know, you have to buy milk tomorrow.
That second one followed by “I’ve done my part so don’t forget!”
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You guys are so adorable I love this. Almost makes me wish I had a relationship
I sneak up behind her and give her “tiger rubs”, which is aggressive up & down motion on the ribs & side meat.
She loves it x20 years
Inappropriate nicknames. Wait for her to do something slightly embarrassing, make a nickname out of it, then strategically use it in awkward situations.
My current frontrunners are “Whisp-a-doody”, “FUPA-diaper”, and “Dumptruck full o’ dead cows”.
That last one isn’t anything she did, but something we both witnessed that really upset her.
oh baby baby
I think it was there. I can’t imagine leaving it out.
Dad jokes. She not-so-secretly loves them, but always likes to give me an eyeroll.
I will ask if she wants a drink, then request she makes me one too when she says yes.
I never offered to make it, only asked if she WANTED one.
I will then go make her a drink of course, and I’m not sure she’s ever found it funny, but I’m amused.
