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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Bonjour, je m'appelle Jesus

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Bonjour, je m'appelle Jesus

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • thecrotch@sh.itjust.works
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    Can Jesus really shoot rays of emotion out of his belly like a common care bear?

    • Jerb322@lemmy.world
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      From thier harts, man, come on😁

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        Nothing hurts more than the “Jesus cares” stare.

    • Marxism-Fennekinism@lemmy.ml
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      Care Bears are the truly biblically accurate angels confirmed

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    Needs more baguette!

    Thanks DALL-E

    • RGB3x3@lemmy.world
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      More baguette you say?

      • Herbal Gamer@sh.itjust.works
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        Well that’s fucking glorious.

        • RGB3x3@lemmy.world
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          Have another, Avengers: Baguette

    • RGB3x3@lemmy.world
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      I do have too much fun with this

  • LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works
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    Damn the Bible really is brutal

    • platypus_plumba@lemmy.world
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      "Mercy! MERCY, please! Ahhhhh!

      Mercy, s’il vous plaît… Mer… Merci. Merci beaucoup! hon hon hon hon!"

      Luke 2:1-20

  • superbirra@lemmy.world
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    JE SUIS JESUS

    • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world
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      Je sus

      • superbirra@lemmy.world
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        american canadian

  • Augustiner@lemmy.world
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    I banish thy bad breath with the power of Colgate

    • MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world
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      Beat me to it

  • Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
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    TASTE THE RAINBOW, MOTHERFUCKER

    • emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works
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      Jesus turning the girls gay.

  • cley_faye@lemmy.world
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    When you turn French you just stop caring about sins.

  • Marxism-Fennekinism@lemmy.ml
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    He’s giving her a sign to just surrender already.

  • niktemadur@lemmy.world
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    Ooh La La!

  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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    Je suis un ananas.

    • Elderos@sh.itjust.works
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      NoOn, ceux naille pas pawssible.

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    Ooooohhhh…. That‘s a bit harsh. What could she have done to deserve this

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      Being not French maybe?

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    Is the baby France?

  • MasterNerd@lemm.ee
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    I mean why do you think she’s crying?

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    Fr*nch 🤢

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