Ah yes! Three of my favourite reptiles:
Spiders, Centipedes, and Scorpions.
Anywhere that casually lists spiders and centipedes along with reptiles is not somewhere that I wanna be.
2/5 isn’t great. Also why would anyone have to watch out for lizards? I’m doubtful Godzilla is just over the hill
Some lizards such as Gila monsters and Komodo dragons you really don’t want to mess with…
Even an iguana can ruin your day, and the iguana wants to ruin your day.
#RelatableLizards
You say that but Godzilla is one sneaky bastard. In fact, there’s a significant possibility that Godzilla is the hill.
One time my pet tortoise bit my big toe thinking it was food and he took an entire chunk out of my flesh. Reptiles are not to be underestimated.
I still have a scar from my childhood when my pet turtle bit the webbing between my right thumb and index finger. The turtle had a blade of grass stuck in the area next to its neck that’s kinda like a dimple and it couldn’t get it out, so I stupidly put my finger there to try to get it out. Their beaks are like nail clippers.
I know reptile is a bullshit classification that includes things more closely related to birds than each other, but also it definitely doesn’t include arthropods.
That sign has a reptile dysfunction.
This is the best thing I’ve read all day.
Why do I suddenly feel the need to start digging holes…
Let me guess, aussie?
Looks more like Arizona to me
Hah no, we don’t have scorpions oddly enough. Probably killed off for not being deadly enough.
Go for a night time bushwalk with a blacklight. You’ll find some of those scorpions we “don’t have”.
I almost puked my coffee 🤣🤣🤣.
rattle snake is not an Australian variety that I am aware of
No politicians?
The spiders might want to stay in the car as well.
They didnt say mark zucc!
Markov Chaney strikes again.
