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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 1 year ago

You can never be sure

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You can never be sure

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • logicbomb@lemmy.world
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    That seems like a serious gambit. After all you might be part of the program. Much safer to ask for the arch.

    • ThrowawayOnLemmy@lemmy.world
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      Fun fact though, more than likely if you’re part of the program, you don’t have privileges to ask for an arch or to stop the program.

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        If we are part of the program, we wouldn’t even be able to see the arch or the door unless expressly written into the program.

      • rockSlayer@lemmy.world
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        I aspire to gain badgie’s privileges

    • LordTrychon@startrek.website
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      Thank you, friend. You may have just saved countless (simulated) lives. Almost tried this myself.

      • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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        Im gonna risk ending the program gambling on the fact you are the fake one.

        Why? You know why. You know what you did. Sinner.

  • slurpeesoforion@startrek.website
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    I don’t think NPC’s can execute command functions on the holodeck.

    • JWBananas@startrek.website
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    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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  • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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    New fear, holodeck + alzheimers combo

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      Has it happened already? I wonder.

  • pancakes@sh.itjust.works
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    I almost did that but I’m on the toilet and that could be awkward if it was a holodeck simulation.

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      Dream rules also apply to the holodeck: never use any toilets you find.

      • grayman@lemmy.world
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        Nah. Broccoli proved you can live in the holodeck. If they can make water (also widely proven), they can dematerialize chocolate peanut bars and the stinky lemonade.

        • Davidchan@lemmynsfw.com
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          According to Lower Decks the holodecks have filters the ensigns have to clean. One can just imagine what then hell a holodeck is filtering and collecting.

          • grayman@lemmy.world
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            SMEGMA

            amongst other fluids.

            Quark’s is probably the worst!

  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    Nah. No way would someone choose to make this reality a holodeck program.

    • Transporter Room 3@startrek.website
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      It’s an educational program to show how rampant greed and pettiness leads to societal and ecological collapse as those who have stomp on those who have-not, in order to grab everything they can before they blink out of existence from their short, meaningless lives.

      A educational program for children.

  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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    Fuck! It’s not part of my programming to ask for the arch!

  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    I do the same. Hoping I am just a part of the program.

  • eek2121@lemmy.world
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    I am ashamed to admit having done this more than once. 🤣

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