What’s wrong with doing this? I do it semi often. My wife thinks it’s weird but I’ve never regretted it.
I melt cheese on them sometimes.
Are you hard of reading? Poster says you Will not regret. Don’t be so surprised.
I just thought the same thing… They are delicious
You gotta do it without water
He meant eat a ladle of cinnamon
Cool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, well, I won’t be fooled again.
I put a little butter on them sometimes and it’s delicious but everyone thinks I’m crazy until they try it. I wish I had some saltines right now.
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I survived for something like three years on butter and saltines. It’s the best if you use unsalted butter, and put rock salt on top, but let’s be real here–we’re just scraping butter straight off the stick with each saltine and eating it like we’re in the trenches of the Great War and we don’t know when the Krauts are gonna attack us so we gotta eat fast
I like butter on saltines.
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What kind of pretzel? I feel like the sticks are way too tiny and even the knotted ones would be kind of a pain in the ass. I could get behind a big soft pretzel with butter though. That would be worth the effort.
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I also think you’re crazy, but I believe you.
mixing carbs and fat is never crazy
maybe with a brick of cheese
nothing helps my self esteem like a sleeve of saltines and a brick of cheese
Whipped cream. Salty and sweet. Delicious.
I will be trying this these holidays. I’d have never thought of mixing the two.
In exchange for the idea, I recommend sweetening whipped cream with a dash of maple syrup, the maple flavour comes out nicely with the airy texture. But do not use this for pumpkin pie or another sweet treat as it’s too rich.
mmmmmm
This how i got gout
I had to google that, and what the actual fuck. That sounds horrible.
Butter
Peanut butter
Cheese
Spray cheese
Cream cheese
Cream cheese with a clove of garlic
Honey
Help me think of more good ways to enjoy saltines
I just put saltines on them.
New toast sandwich
Summer sausage and cheddar cheese.
Mustard if you are especially desperate.
Taco Bell hot sauce packets. Actually goes well with white rice as well.
Oof this one hits close to home.
People eat saltines… willingly?
They’re delicious
Add sardines to that, and you’ll have reached a whole new level.
Add peanut butter.
I do this, but with graham crackers instead.
Guilty as charged.
Blood Pressure 100
Finish by eating the sleeve with a nice Chianti.
