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u/unhappy_grapefruit_2@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Most legible scottish person

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Most legible scottish person

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u/unhappy_grapefruit_2@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    “Being a lesbian sucks sometimes. You tell another girl she’s a hottie, and she says, “thanks” like we’re being friendly. I ain’t just being friendly, I’m trying to fuck!”

    I think I translated it correctly.

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      Thanks for translating. As a non native English speaker I nearly got a stroke trying to understand these… words.

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        As a native English speaker I nearly got a stroke trying to figure out what it said

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          I had to imagine Karen Gillan saying it

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            Oi

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            Mine was Fern Brady!

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              Oh, new comedian unlocked! Yes!

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        As a native English speaker, me too.

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        Should watch still game. You’ll end up with a brain aneurysm trying understand the Scottish pensioner’s

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          The Scottish pensioner is what?

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          [deleted]

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            Personally father ted takes the cake in my books I’ve still got father Jack Hacketts wise words ingrained into my head

            • drink feck arse girls

            .such words of poetry such words of expression these words are moving pieces of poetry

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      …And she says, “thanks” knowing I’m a lesbian and appreciate female beauty sexually taking the complement more intensely. I ain’t just being…

      ITIFTFY?

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      That’s how I read it too.

      Also, this is how a girl politely turns you down. I take heart that lesbians are in the same boat as hetero guys when it comes to this struggle. I read this and think “oh, girls are bad at this too!”

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