You have been sentenced to life in a micronation of your choosing (Sealand, Molossia, etc.) The micronation must have actual land and you may never leave that land. What micronation do you choose?
Edit: clarification of the rules. A micronation is by definition not recognized internationally. As a result, small sovereign states like the Vatican are not allowed.
Also you can’t just make your own micronation wherever you want. It has to already exist.
Can I afford it if I choose some place like Monaco?
No guarantees on money but you can’t leave. Also Monaco doesn’t count because it’s a city state and is internationally recognized.
K fine, SeaLand but it better have internet and proper food. Also I’m bringing my pets and Imma need AmazonPrime and all the credit I can eat