Honey fans eating literal bug vomit.
Mushroom fans eating literal reproductive organs.
Lots of things sound gross when you think about their origins. Just eat what you like.
Imagine you’re chilling at the park and all the sudden some asshole rips your dick off and eats it
I will not.
I imagined it for you. Your penis was delicious.
Your penis was delicious.
That’s what your mom said to me last night
This dudes a mushroom
He does seem like quite a fungi, my bro
Lol
That was meeee!!! Best friends!
Mushrooms are kinky like that though. They enjoy it.
I can relate.
I mean uhhhh
Es ist MEIN TEIL
Always upvote Rammstein.
Delerious Mr T. flashbacks intensify
Ass ✅
And standard cheese is just milk way way past its conservation date.
cannibals are like right?? just let people enjoy what they want
Montana has an event called the Testicle Festival, so they’re not even trying to conceal the origins of Rocky Mountain Oysters.
Bees store the nectar in a honey stomach, where no digestions happen at all. So it’s not bug vomit.
They’re also bees, which are notably distinct from humans in ways almost too numerous to count.
Can I please have another bee fact?
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.
bees sometimes fly, like flies, but not exactly like flies; though they do fly. Bees do. Well, flies also fly, but differently. Not that differently if you don’t care about such distinctions, but pretty differently if you do. I wish I could fly. That last one wasn’t a bee fact. It was a me fact.
I read this with Morgan Freeman voice and thoroughly enjoyed it.
Thank you. Never have I rejoiced more in the rereading of my own comment.
“Vomit” doesn’t require digestion to be called vomit. If it was in a stomach and then came back out via a mouth, it’s vomit.
So you’re calling a newborn baby vomit? (/s)
Are bees a ruminant?
Yoghurt?
Nobody tell this guy about beer
Or every other cheese, or yogurt, sour cream, etc…
It’s like everyone puts on their blinders. Every time you hear cultured, fermented, or the big ol’ stupid blanket term “probiotic”, it means bacteria, mold, or yeast. Every time you hear “active”, that means it’s live organisms.
We all love to eat bacteria, mold and yeast. It all depends on the type.
He’s going to gag when he learns how honey is made.
Or bread.
And nobody tell them to examine an apple or any vegetable under a microscope
And the fungal spores and germs in the air.
Blue cheese is fucking delicious. Fick off
Yeah well Cathie disagrees.
DISCUSTING!
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Throwback to Lubalin’s cover of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmadzQ1uL0s
Some nice penne with gorgonzola sauce and some nuts thrown in there is sooooo goood.
OMG, you’re eating bread? Don’t you know that’s made with the same stuff that infects vaginas?!
you mean my cousin Joel?
Maybe is he a baker?
Are you also against penicillin? Because that’s just refined mold.
Blue cheese is the best, and I will fist fight anyone who says otherwise.
No offense to blue cheese, but I don’t know anybody who eats penicillin for the taste
Valid point
Yeah? Come at me Brie!
Mold is a fungus. Same group as mushrooms, yeast, etc. Some mushrooms are edible and delicious. So are some molds. The mold in blue cheese is not the same as the kind that makes food inedible.
blue cheese has mold in it
you have shit in you.
Yea but I rarely eat it
I appreciate your honesty.
How did the surgury to remove your colon and both intestines go, Mr. Walter “Shitfree” Malone?
Blue cheese is delicious though! Especially with hot wings!
Or on a burger. Especially on a pepper crusted burger along with sauteed mushrooms.
Dang, now you’re making me hungry 🤤
Stuff raspberries with it. 🔥
So you’re telling me for it to be edible it has to be on something that’s completely delicious on its own…
Also that’s still a hard pass. Even on the burger which is more of the same lol.
Nope. What I said was it’s especially delicious with hot wings.
I can’t speak for everyone, but it’s been my experience that people don’t tend to just hunker down and eat a block of cheese by itself. Most cheeses are meant to go with something else, unless you’re Charlie Kelly getting ready for a big date.
I mean… tell that to every person who eats a pinch full of cheese any time they open a shredded bag…
Or fuck some up on a snack board. (I suppose that’s loosely with something else.)
But good cheese is definitely able to just be sliced and ate on the spot. Just make sure it’s off the block and BAM.
Blue cheese though? I’ll leave the stank foot blue waffle cheese to y’all.
I am literally eating blue cheese and enjoying the fuck off it, it’s the king of cheeses for me.
I love Gorgonzola but I never tried this. Is it similar?
I think they are one and the same
Penicillium roqueforti is our friend! Unless it’s in grain, then it makes toxic compounds and causes spoilage. So it’s our frenemy.
Mfw downing shots of apple cider vinegar for “health benefits”
But there are health benefits. I mean, not as big as some people claim, for sure, but they do exist: https://health.clevelandclinic.org/exploring-the-health-benefits-of-apple-cider-vinegar
Yeah but it’s always about some rapid wait loss hack with these fads
Pretty much anything containing some form bread, like pastries, pizza and well bread, is commonly made with yeast which is also a fungus just like mold.
And beer!
And wine!
That’s nothing. There are even worse cheeses out there.
Also aspergillus is used in the production of ricewine and sake. Moldy food is all over the place.
I had forgotten that the larvae jump. For some reason that makes it so, so much worse to me. If I were to eat an arthropod-originating cheese I would probably prefer to try mite cheese.
I assume you also find disgusting alcohol and all the other products obtained through fermentation? Or is stuff eaten by bacteria somehow better than fungi?
Alcohol is made by fungi, as is bread, and mushrooms are literal fungi.
Right, forgot that yeast is considered fungi and not bacteria, my bad.
You make it sound like you are unconvinced by the division of eukaryotic life into kingdoms!
Yeah, what they said! Are we gonna have a problem here, buddy? You think you know better than Robert Whittaker??
You can’t eat a big bite of it. That’s a rookie move. Just a little bit on a triscuit, maybe some mustard or salami with it, fucking mint.
I am a blue cheese veteran and I would literally eat a big bite. it’s so good. gimme the mold
Cranberries are awesome with it
Damnnn. I’m about to go get some stilton and cranberries right after work now.
