Actually, the princess was bait. She never was in need of rescue in the first place

It says Diplomacy, but both are fitting actually

Hold up, am I crazy or is this showing that the temperature at the North pole was 15 °C in January? What’s the source of the picture? What were usual readings in previous years?

Are they?! Well I better keep mine safe

I looked at it and I do not regret the decision. 9/10 would look again

To be fair, if you’re buying drugs in the US, you’re probably getting ripped off by default

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

— me to your rant

Hey now, stop fact checking, will you?

I read that url as blog.johnmastodon.org and for a second I was seriously wondering if that name was real lol

Ghost in the Shell maybe?

Make a Google calendar event with a permalink to it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That’s not a full moon emoji, dammit that’s not even a half moon emoji

Is that not what the very bottom line in the picture says?

FPS - Feline Purr Status

Media Player Classic enjoyer here 👌

(Though for some very specific use cases I still have VLC installed and sometimes use it)

Yes, but one might assume it is, based on what it’s called.

Look, I know that cooking rice isn’t rocket surgery, but cooking it in a pot still requires you to babysit it to an extent, otherwise you end up with burnt rice. A rice cooker is the same process, except you can literally fire and forget it and come back when you’ve cooked other stuff for your meal and you’ll have perfectly done, warm rice waiting for you. As a person with ADHD, anything that reduces the mental load and reduces the demands on exact timing is good for the success of my endeavors. Plus you can cut up some veggies and slam them in the steamer on top for more bang for the buck (I don’t know if all cookers have those, but ours does and it’s great). You can set all that up, make some beans on a pan, add seasoning and you have a quick, healthy, filling meal with very little demand on executive function while making it. Idk I just like having it a lot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I suggest you make an exception for a rice cooker. It’s been one of our best purchases and it can do other things besides cook rice too

It’s a reference to The Ring, a Japanese horror that was remade in the US. It’s about people watching a tape. The depicted girl is Samara, who crawls out of the TV set and warns people that they’ll die within 7 days (and then makes sure that happens). Idk it’s been a long time since I saw it

Hot take: Journalism is a public service and as such should be paid from our taxes, with checks and balances in place to prevent takeover by persons in power.