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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Watching mouths fill up with towels

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Watching mouths fill up with towels

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  • FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world
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    Bowel obstruction jokes aside, this shit seems like it could kill people so don’t actually do it.

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      If I find myself at Coachella somehow I’m taking one myself.

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        Understandable.

      • Agent641@lemmy.world
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        Id have have two just to feel ‘normal’

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    Put one in a capsule that dissolves slowly. Swallow one when you’re hungry. Feel satiated for weeks. Loose weight

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      Unfortunately it’s all fiber 😅

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      For the hungry hoopy frood on the go!

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      You can probably do without the capsule, those are slow

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    Are these for real? How big are these towels? How? I know raincoats that are like these but those things are like a tiny layer of plastic.

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      There are about the size of a paper towel, and only slightly stronger material.

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        Well that’s disappointing 😔

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          They’re god send when it comes to curry houses. They use hot lemon water to “activate” them. Wipes grease with ease!

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    Just smoke a lot of pot with them (Go reference, anyone?).

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    Slap on instruction to swallow hole with plenty of water and sell them to old people as food supplement that helps joint pain.

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