What is something that is brown and sticky?
Answer
A stick
What’s green and sticky?
spoiler
A green stick
ok but if every noun can become an adjective simply by putting a “y” at the end of the word…
Q: How are you feeling today?
A: I’m feeling human-y, thanks for asking.
Q: How’s your phone?
A: It’s phoney.
I don’t get your first joke, but your second one is hilarious! Is the phone real and very phone or is it fake and not phone at all?
You are correct, the first one wasn’t funny. The second one turned out to be a pun. Hey, I’m not getting paid for leaving comments. Don’t expect to be entertained at every moment here.
Why can’t an elephant ride a bike?
!they don’t have thumbs to ring the bell…<
It’s a dad joke… I thought it was hilarious when i was a little kid which is why it stuck with me, i don’t have many good memories of my dad…
How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1
It may not be funny, but it’s efficient.
US politics?
Your face. :)
https://lemmy.world/post/8732312 I guess :(
