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Ok but I gotta finish poppin’ first
I just assume everyone on Lemmy is also on the can. It’s anyone not??
pop pop goes the weasel, the weasel pop goes the weasel cuz the weasel goes pop
Okay fine, geez. Everybody trying to get me working out.
There.
And cut down on the pancakes
Or don’t and just do
~100 calories for a medium pancake
~0.36 calories per pushup(all of this is googled and blindly trusted)
=277 pushups per pancake.
Totally worth it!
You know what?
I’ll compromise. Only 10 pushups now, but I’ll do another 10 every hour for the rest of the day. Deal???
Deal 🤝
And done.
I’m using the bathroom right now, have only gotten 3 hours of sleep at most, and am browsing Lemmy so that I don’t get a panic attack over potentially not having my medication for two weeks…
Haha good one, great meme.
I did twenty half pushups. I had to get out of bed and now my heart beats like it’s freaking alive. I hope you are satisfied.
Yes, very.
Too drunk for this shit.
Sign up for this - great cause and you feel amazing afterwards! https://www.thepushupchallenge.com.au/
Too crippled to get on the ground. Doctor’s note and everything.
Actually I sprained my pec minor sorry
But I already worked out today and my arms hurt 😵 you want me to over do it???
Yes
I did 21 cause you can’t tell me what to do.
No can do. My left arm is broke.
Excuses! Your right arm is perfectly fine
I’m a lefty. That was my strong arm 💪
I dont take orders from people who wear crosses, soeey doge
