A collar would require the existence of a neck.

Is it intentional that it looks like they’re in a prison jumpsuit?

When it works I’ll use piped and shit, but half the time it doesn’t work lmao

I’m using the bathroom right now, have only gotten 3 hours of sleep at most, and am browsing Lemmy so that I don’t get a panic attack over potentially not having my medication for two weeks…

Meanwhile swap them to get normal baking and cooking without a predefined recipe. Anyone can cook and have it turn out well. If you do not have at least a masters in chemistry and you try to bake, it will fucking explode, burn, still be frozen in the center (even if it wasn’t before), be too salty, need a little bit more salt, implode, and make the entire house smell like it’s on fire until the heat death of the universe 5 seconds after you put it in the oven.

If you have a recipe they’re fairly similar, but baking is more precise while cooking usually requires more direct attention.

For a moment I misread the title as something about Counter Strike somehow having something to do with gun control measures and got very confused…

If you think you’re useless you probably ARE being taken advantage of.

Obviously Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan are outside

If you type 9,999 your house burns down

I wish I had less self consciousness so my vocabulary consisted of more than fifteen words.

If you chomp, nobody else will want any part of it.

But if you break you can replace the broken off piece with laxatives to punish the thief

3000 years ago they were already 1000 years old.

Fuck monkey, return to dimetrodon

How else are they going to protect themselves?

Actually some do say are. My dad’s rear view mirror says are.

They went from walking next to a wooden wall to the one that was farther away from the wall being close to the wall?

This made me think of two things: a parody version of the song that is about vampires, and that making the entirety of Africa into Rain World for vampires

Yeah, I mean ok sure if that’s what you want me to do I guess…

Farhenhiet and Celsius are equally made up. All measurement systems that we use on human scales are made up. And in this case, farhenhiet is actually just better. More granular and more useful on a day to day basis. Yeah, it doesn’t have the freezing point of an arbitrary substance as the 0, nor the boiling point of an arbitrary substance at 100, but it has temperature you should immediately be concerned about coming into contact with outside of -20 and 120, temperatures you should be concerned about contacting outside of 10 and 90, and fairly normal weather between those two.

At first I thought this was saying age 8 instead of 8am. I think the child labor version has more potential with the baby Yoda.