This tweet might lie but his hips don’t
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I need this before Mariah Carey completely defrosts and destroys my ears
As a hispanic person i find your post offensive. The problem is that when you talk like that, you make a woman go mad… So be wise… and keep on… reading the sign of my body.
That statue’s hip lie, Shakira’s hip don’t, and we all love an honest hip.
We don’t need no goddamned shar-ee-uh-law! We need good Christian law!
Hey there’s nothing wrong with a good ol’ ‘Death To American President’.
Here. When do we get our grades?
Contrary to popular belief, it appears hips actually do lie. This changes everything.
No fightin’…
