• hedge_lord@lemmy.world
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      8 hours ago

      Congratulations! The stream of your piss hit the rim of the toilet bowl, splattering on the seat, your balls, your legs, and some of it made it through the seat-rim gap to coat your underwear as well! I hope that you enjoy (I know I did…)!

      (if it was not connected to my nervous system I would obliterate this thing with gratuitous violence)

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      19 hours ago

      And close the lid before flushing, you nasties

      (Added benefit: no arguing)

      • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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        10 hours ago

        see, you and I (sane, logical people), say no arguing - but I’ve seen people argue against just always putting the lid down. I don’t understand it. but they do it.

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      21 hours ago

      Seriously. Why stand, miss, clean up your own piss (now or later), then repeat all that every time? Also: standing causes splashing - it NEVER all goes into the bowl.

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        17 hours ago

        It’ll shock you to learn that most men don’t bother wiping after peeing, either. They just let it drip in their underwear.

        For those of you that might say it doesn’t matter — I am living proof of your error. You can wipe your dick after peeing, I know — outlandish.