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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago

Anon has had enough

sh.itjust.works

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Anon has had enough

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago
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  • Problem-based person@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    So this happens because the urethra loses moisture and welds shut, then pee chooses the least-resistance path. If you can’t pee sitting ('cause it’s easier), one trick is to clamp your dick and push to pee, then release. The pressure will open the urethra wide and a beautiful, directed stream of piss will come out. Also, pull your foreskin back when peeing and clean afterwards with a dab of toilet paper. Fellating persons will thank you!

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      13 hours ago

      Thanks for a urethra lifehack! Might save me at times :D

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      21 hours ago

      I stopped reading at “clamp your dick”

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        Well, if that’s too scary for you, you can always blow a bit into it to inflate the urethra.

      • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
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        9 hours ago

        The ol’ dick clamp

      • 🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.world
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        19 hours ago

        That trick works. Before you pee, gently squeeze the tip vertically to open up the urethra.

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          15 hours ago

          Usually I just slam mine in the door, twice for best results.

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            I do it regardless if I need to pee or not

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          17 hours ago

          I think there’s a gulf of difference between ‘gently squeeze’ and ‘clamp your dick’, but ok.

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            16 hours ago

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          That wasn’t the trick they were talking about. They were saying to start peeing, but prevent the flow of urine to let pressure build up to blast open the urethra.

          I’m no urologist, but that sounds unhealthy.

          • 🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.world
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            16 hours ago

            Oh, I misunderstood because that’s abhorrent

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              14 hours ago

              But it works…probably should not use that as a test for things on your body…

              It’s all good if it works…NO!

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            Not dangerous but you’ll prolly piss on your fingers.

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