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    2 days ago

    *Reads comments in thread*

    I started with a pair of matchsticks and a trenchcoat that I got at Galipoli in WW1, using the Phosphorus I found in the Bosphorus to craft makeshift TI calculator based on specs I got via Fax from a Samurai. I ran slackware on my slacks until we defeated the Ottomans, but they unleashed their puppy linuxes on us, and we stood no chance.

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        13 hours ago

        At the Hall of Justice, we join our heroes enjoying a celebratory game of Tuxkart on their PopOS devices after their latest defeat of Lex Luthor’s DOS army.

        “That was a great buffer underflow, Batman” said Superman, piping his Krypto into a GPG wallet.

        “Thank you, Superman. Evil shall think twice before compiling on a non GCC system without warnings enabled!”