Uri@infosec.pub to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoYou guys ready for NO Nut November?en.wikipedia.orgexternal-linkmessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down118
arrow-up1-4arrow-down1external-linkYou guys ready for NO Nut November?en.wikipedia.orgUri@infosec.pub to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square21fedilink
minus-squareConsole_Modder@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 day agoI celebrate a different NNN. Non-stop Nut November. I just quit my job and bought all the lotion they had in stock at two separate stores. If you don’t hear from me on December 1st, I’m probably still Nuttin’
minus-squaregigastasio@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 day agoWife: “You’ve been in that shower for almost three hours! The fuck are you doing in there!?!” This guy: “Nuttin’”
minus-squareWashedupcynic@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·14 hours agoLater, “Honey, why is the drain clogged?”
minus-squareConsole_Modder@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 day agoVery bold of you to assume that I am married
I celebrate a different NNN. Non-stop Nut November. I just quit my job and bought all the lotion they had in stock at two separate stores. If you don’t hear from me on December 1st, I’m probably still Nuttin’
Wife: “You’ve been in that shower for almost three hours! The fuck are you doing in there!?!”
This guy: “Nuttin’”
Later, “Honey, why is the drain clogged?”
Very bold of you to assume that I am married