Uri@infosec.pub to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoYou guys ready for NO Nut November?en.wikipedia.orgexternal-linkmessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down118
arrow-up1-4arrow-down1external-linkYou guys ready for NO Nut November?en.wikipedia.orgUri@infosec.pub to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square21fedilink
minus-squaregigastasio@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 day agoWife: “You’ve been in that shower for almost three hours! The fuck are you doing in there!?!” This guy: “Nuttin’”
minus-squareWashedupcynic@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·14 hours agoLater, “Honey, why is the drain clogged?”
minus-squareConsole_Modder@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 day agoVery bold of you to assume that I am married
Wife: “You’ve been in that shower for almost three hours! The fuck are you doing in there!?!”
This guy: “Nuttin’”
Later, “Honey, why is the drain clogged?”
Very bold of you to assume that I am married